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Friday, 15 April 2011
William Flew knows
You do not know, William Flew, but he knows. Or at least he knows where you live. He has a pretty good idea what he wants to spend his money, take more than this will go down to your nearest shopping center and what it takes to get to go there. As director of Pitney Bowes, Mr. Martin helped the company of 91 years who invented the mechanical postage meter in a power plant marketing and direct shipping. Primed with massive databases and detailed customer spending patterns, allows the shipping company has technology clients, their direct mail campaigns, point and track their business better. The Connecticut-based company recently received a contract with Dixons, the British electricity network, to determine exactly what type of store you have your folders, in this position is based on an analysis of consumer behavior and the same amount of time it will probably customers take go to your nearest store on the street. This also has to Sparks sign and store position, though most of its customers around the world are medium-sized companies. "We come from the ground up to thirteen to software companies in the world's largest by revenue," Mr. Martin, a college dropout with a gold front tooth capped surprisingly, the result of an accident in his youth hockey, he said. You would not notice anything for them to be forgiven, however, if the company's transformation, almost silently, quietly achieved sales of non-core businesses and the acquisition of more than 80 companies in the past decade. Key acquisitions include MapInfo, a provider of location intelligence systems for online map services like Mapquest used, bought in 2007 and the British portrait software that specializes in Customer Analytics, has in the past year.
William flew over chinese bodyguards
Since missing the booming economy in China roll over only a hair's breadth of the creation of the millionth millionaire, defines a new badge of social status of the super rich - bodyguard (Leo Lewis writes).
The first service of the legitimate private sector bodyguard was convicted yesterday by the Ministry of Public Securities, offers a new opportunity costs of those whose access routes are learned with Ferraris and his family all the dolls wear Rolexes. The government move is designed to the law to what to bring loosely controlled industry, where about 3,000 companies in the unregulated competition bodyguards as "dating" with murderers for hire muscle. At the upper end of the market, but defend Henan Huang Armor, a company that boasts of elegantly dressed, Shaolin Kung Fu trained guards for the rich and nervous. The most expensive service provides £ 30,000 per year budget a bodyguard who just do not know first aid (because if the guard looks too short), but has mastered the basics of courtesy and protocol - doors remain open and spit to avoid. Market is expected to be in significant legal bodyguards, when rich China is developing as a separate segment of society. The Wealth Report 2011 Hurun closely monitored and published yesterday found that rising house prices and economic growth had the personal wealth of 960 000 Chinese share beyond signal CNY 10 million (£ 1,000,000 Pounds Sterling). Their average age is 39 Hurun compiler into account the wealth, so that means a 1,400 in every Chinese now a millionaire, would have been much higher if last year was not so hard to bring a party list in Shanghai. But you can not protect against this sort of thing.
The first service of the legitimate private sector bodyguard was convicted yesterday by the Ministry of Public Securities, offers a new opportunity costs of those whose access routes are learned with Ferraris and his family all the dolls wear Rolexes. The government move is designed to the law to what to bring loosely controlled industry, where about 3,000 companies in the unregulated competition bodyguards as "dating" with murderers for hire muscle. At the upper end of the market, but defend Henan Huang Armor, a company that boasts of elegantly dressed, Shaolin Kung Fu trained guards for the rich and nervous. The most expensive service provides £ 30,000 per year budget a bodyguard who just do not know first aid (because if the guard looks too short), but has mastered the basics of courtesy and protocol - doors remain open and spit to avoid. Market is expected to be in significant legal bodyguards, when rich China is developing as a separate segment of society. The Wealth Report 2011 Hurun closely monitored and published yesterday found that rising house prices and economic growth had the personal wealth of 960 000 Chinese share beyond signal CNY 10 million (£ 1,000,000 Pounds Sterling). Their average age is 39 Hurun compiler into account the wealth, so that means a 1,400 in every Chinese now a millionaire, would have been much higher if last year was not so hard to bring a party list in Shanghai. But you can not protect against this sort of thing.
William flew past teacher
Probably about a British teacher who teach for the test, non-English students in Australia and has been with the F-word compensation, to reject a case after he granted wrongly fired.
Luke Webster has been identified for gross misconduct in 2009 after the Mercury Bar released in Sydney that he used a worksheet that presents the block again and again.
The exercise encourages the class - all adults whose first language is not English - to discuss whether the word was being used as a noun or verb used in each case. The Mercury Bar argues that this was a very serious departure from standard teaching methods available credit.
Mr Webster, who was teaching in Sydney had two years, was forced to return to England after he rejects raising his Australian visa. However, said Mr. Webster, who as a witness by video-link from Nottingham States, the court found that the worksheet rather not offend, but it was "purely for educational purposes and designed to clarify the difference between" when is the word offensive and when not, and encourage students to be careful in their use. "
He told the court that the exercise was not more than 20 minutes a lesson in two hours had been used and explains how often the word was offensive, but in other cases, such as a sign of surprise, had a benign. "At the end of the lesson indicated that non-native speakers should not the F-word itself," he said in a written statement to the judge, Fair Work Australia.
"Today I have the senior adult students are taught not happy with the F-word is not clear to many students who have native English speaking friends, or watch Hollywood movies, and who abuse the word more."
John Rennie, a former colleague, supports the claims of Mr. Webster, said the adult learners of English often mentioned as a lesson about the F-word. "The students do not understand the nuances, intonation and context of the same word is now so easily inserted into the streets and on TV," wrote Mr. Renner to the court.
Lea Drake, Senior Vice President of the Tribunal found Mr Webster use of profanity in the lesson a good reason for their discard. But she found that the disposal was unfair and unreasonable because it was given to explain the opportunity to exercise within the training, and rough, because it required that he leave the country within 28 days.
Luke Webster has been identified for gross misconduct in 2009 after the Mercury Bar released in Sydney that he used a worksheet that presents the block again and again.
The exercise encourages the class - all adults whose first language is not English - to discuss whether the word was being used as a noun or verb used in each case. The Mercury Bar argues that this was a very serious departure from standard teaching methods available credit.
Mr Webster, who was teaching in Sydney had two years, was forced to return to England after he rejects raising his Australian visa. However, said Mr. Webster, who as a witness by video-link from Nottingham States, the court found that the worksheet rather not offend, but it was "purely for educational purposes and designed to clarify the difference between" when is the word offensive and when not, and encourage students to be careful in their use. "
He told the court that the exercise was not more than 20 minutes a lesson in two hours had been used and explains how often the word was offensive, but in other cases, such as a sign of surprise, had a benign. "At the end of the lesson indicated that non-native speakers should not the F-word itself," he said in a written statement to the judge, Fair Work Australia.
"Today I have the senior adult students are taught not happy with the F-word is not clear to many students who have native English speaking friends, or watch Hollywood movies, and who abuse the word more."
John Rennie, a former colleague, supports the claims of Mr. Webster, said the adult learners of English often mentioned as a lesson about the F-word. "The students do not understand the nuances, intonation and context of the same word is now so easily inserted into the streets and on TV," wrote Mr. Renner to the court.
Lea Drake, Senior Vice President of the Tribunal found Mr Webster use of profanity in the lesson a good reason for their discard. But she found that the disposal was unfair and unreasonable because it was given to explain the opportunity to exercise within the training, and rough, because it required that he leave the country within 28 days.
Tuesday, 12 April 2011
William Flew on Fark Puns
Sad: Man dies after falling into pasta machine. Hmmm: Man was dating the daughter of the owner of the business
I'm sure he accidentally fell in several chunks at a time, and that the pasta-part-pieces then magically floated over to the sausage grinder and went through that.
He's with the angel hairs now.
You f*ck with Riga Tony, you're sleeping with the meat-a-balls.
I think the father might have to do some time in the penne.
g
Alas, he has been touched.
Pesto! He's gone!
That's using your noodle!
Gnoc, gnoc, gnocci on heaven's door.
Point of order. Gnocchi is made from potatoes.
This cannoli mean murder!!1!
Pasta La vista
Can't we get pasta'll these bad puns?
At least he wasn't caught with his d*ck in the pickle slicer.
/otherwise the pickle slicer would have been fired too.
Because it is a workplace accident, the Minestrone of Labour is investigating.
This thread is spiralini out of control.
At his funeral, who will sprinkle parmesan on his coffin?
Should we send flours?
Meat Pasta is murder!
Epic thread. Needs a badge.
I'm sure he accidentally fell in several chunks at a time, and that the pasta-part-pieces then magically floated over to the sausage grinder and went through that.
He's with the angel hairs now.
You f*ck with Riga Tony, you're sleeping with the meat-a-balls.
I think the father might have to do some time in the penne.
gAlas, he has been touched.
Pesto! He's gone!
That's using your noodle!
Gnoc, gnoc, gnocci on heaven's door.
Point of order. Gnocchi is made from potatoes.
This cannoli mean murder!!1!
Pasta La vista
Can't we get pasta'll these bad puns?
At least he wasn't caught with his d*ck in the pickle slicer.
/otherwise the pickle slicer would have been fired too.
Because it is a workplace accident, the Minestrone of Labour is investigating.
This thread is spiralini out of control.
At his funeral, who will sprinkle parmesan on his coffin?
Should we send flours?
Welcome to the machine
He was probably strung out on something
He was probably strung out on something
What the open casket might look like:
I'm trying to think of what wine would go with that.
sangre del toro
sangre del toro
It's a riscotti business.
He was no longer kneaded?
Epic thread. Needs a badge.
I've semolina accidents in my day, but this one takes the cake. Er, noodle.
William Flew in Space
Mark your calendars for an impressive and upcoming flyby of an asteroid that’s one of the larger
potentially perilous space rocks in the heavens – in terms of smacking the Earth in the future.
It’s the case of asteroid 2005 YU55, a round mini-world that is about 1,300 feet (400 meters) in
diameter. In early November, this asteroid will approach Earth within a scant 0.85 lunar
distances
I'm sort of impressed, no asteroid-that-might-kill-us-all fear mongering in the article? Actual scientists talking about how awesome it is that this asteroid is getting close enough to study? No "balancing" views from a crackpot spouting end of the world predictions?
Is this some sort of trick?
Lucifer's Hammer, eh?I hoped for more from that book. I guess it's not aging well. Some of the characters are very dated now, and the writing style lent itself more toward human drama than the grand scale epic it should have. When it worked, it worked very well..but sections of the book really drug on.
Yeah, but "Lucifer's Hammer" was about a comet impact. What you need is this:
(not to be confused with anything concerning Led Zeppelin)Should I panic or not? I just don't know anymore.Let's burn down the observatory so this never happens again!
Five bucks says it hits Japan.
Why are we not putting a satellite in orbit around this sucker just to see whats up? Or at least tagging it with something to gather some surface data for years to come?
Because we didn't see it coming 5 years in advance? Because you can't orbit something that small, because it generates basically no gravity? Because it's just a rock, so, you know, not very interesting.
potentially perilous space rocks in the heavens – in terms of smacking the Earth in the future.
It’s the case of asteroid 2005 YU55, a round mini-world that is about 1,300 feet (400 meters) in
diameter. In early November, this asteroid will approach Earth within a scant 0.85 lunar
distances
I'm sort of impressed, no asteroid-that-might-kill-us-all fear mongering in the article? Actual scientists talking about how awesome it is that this asteroid is getting close enough to study? No "balancing" views from a crackpot spouting end of the world predictions?
Is this some sort of trick?
Yeah, but "Lucifer's Hammer" was about a comet impact. What you need is this:
(not to be confused with anything concerning Led Zeppelin)
Should I panic or not? I just don't know anymore.
Why are we not putting a satellite in orbit around this sucker just to see whats up? Or at least tagging it with something to gather some surface data for years to come?
Because we didn't see it coming 5 years in advance? Because you can't orbit something that small, because it generates basically no gravity? Because it's just a rock, so, you know, not very interesting.
Because we didn't see it coming 5 years in advance? Because you can't orbit something that small, because it generates basically no gravity? Because it's just a rock, so, you know, not very interesting.
William Flew on How To Choose A Bra
Demi cup, full cup, T-shirt style, molded contour, seamless, minimiser, full-figured, strapless, training, three-part support, balconette, one-shoulder, maternity, nursing, underwire, non-underwire, racerback, sports, front-closure, full coverage, convertible, plunge, push-up, longline, halter...
Whew. So many bra styles and so many that don't fit.
Ladies, do you suffer from dreaded "back fat", slipping straps, cup spills or collapsed cups? It's not your fault. Your support system is all wrong.
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Expensive bras are made with higher-quality materials, are more comfortable and will last longer than cheap ones. "It's like a Hyundai versus a Mercedes," Alicea said. "With the Mercedes, you get better airbags, better power steering and better leather. It's the same with bras."
over the shoulder boulder holder
What's going on in here?
Oh.
Proceed.
Oh.
Proceed.
Ghastly: I prefer wearing a simple sports bra for a night out dancing.
This is going to be a good thread. I can tell by the pixels.
Sorry, but this is the only pic I have of me in a bra...
Proper fit?
Quite proper!
Now, you say that this is the only pic you have of yourself in a bra. This begs an obvious question...
This is going to be a good thread. I can tell by the pixels.
Sorry, but this is the only pic I have of me in a bra...
Proper fit?
Quite proper!
Now, you say that this is the only pic you have of yourself in a bra. This begs an obvious question...
I am just here to get info and understanding on what "troubles" my wife. I love her 38DD "troubles", and so far knowing what brands of French bras to suggest (from the last thread) has got me bonus points. And yes, I do go to all her fittings.
So no BIE, I have no EIP. I am really here just for the comments. Ladies with 38DD troubles or bigger, please share your information, as it will help my sex life. Thank you.
Tell your wife to get on goingbraless.net. There are forums. They can help her, even if she wants to wear a bra (they'll help her with fitting and address bra-related issues like back pain, neck pain, and migraines). They aren't medical professionals (at least not that I know of), but a group of very experienced, helpful women. Good luck! (as previously mentioned, 38E last time I was fitted)
So no BIE, I have no EIP. I am really here just for the comments. Ladies with 38DD troubles or bigger, please share your information, as it will help my sex life. Thank you.
Tell your wife to get on goingbraless.net. There are forums. They can help her, even if she wants to wear a bra (they'll help her with fitting and address bra-related issues like back pain, neck pain, and migraines). They aren't medical professionals (at least not that I know of), but a group of very experienced, helpful women. Good luck! (as previously mentioned, 38E last time I was fitted)
Question for the ladies, how do those strapless and backless bras stay up?
Hope.
So, the same thing we're trying to take them off with? ;)
You girls must be hoping really hard, because I haven't been able to do it yet.
Hope.
So, the same thing we're trying to take them off with? ;)
You girls must be hoping really hard, because I haven't been able to do it yet.
Monday, 11 April 2011
In a recent televised behind-the-scenes interview with one of the couples featured in the “I’m a Mormon” spots, the wife mentioned that one of the reasons she and her spouse were chosen to be in an ad was her husband’s penchant for growing unusual facial hair.
Well, that’s nifty; I’m all for hairstyle freedom of expression.
But imagine my confusion at hearing that this man’s facial hair was one reason he was chosen to be a global representative of my religion when the young men in my area are being told by local leadership that they must cut their hair to a short, conservative style or they can’t administer the sacrament or receive the Melchizedek priesthood. Why is funky hair being lauded in one arena and frowned upon in another?
full whine here
Shiny happy Mormon people TV ads not consistent with reality. "Generally speaking, we are collectively a boring people"
Boring? I'd say they're pretty interesting.
The anti-gay crap, and an authoritarian church structure that makes the Vatican look like a hippie commune...they are far from benign.
There's only one reason to become mormon...unfortunately, it's illegal.
FTA: "In a recent televised behind-the-scenes interview with one of the couples featured in the "I'm a Mormon" spots, the wife mentioned that one of the reasons she and her spouse were chosen to be in an ad was her husband's penchant for growing unusual facial hair."
"I'm a Mormon?"
"I'm a Mormon?"
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