Al Gore wants you to have fewer children so he can feel less guilty about his huge energy-sucking mansion

He offered some ideas about what might be done for females in the name of stabilizing population growth.“One of the things we could do about it is to change tech to put out less of this pollution, to stabilize the population, and one of the principle ways of doing that is to empower and educate girls and women,” Gore said. “You have to have ubiquitous availability of fertility management so women can choose how many children have, the spacing of the children.The globalwarmingdebate  has always been a touchy one for both sides, and when the world’s top global warming activist is talking about the size of population and how that contributes to the choices societies make, it might be worth taking note.In an appearance Monday in New York City, former Vice President Al Gore, prominently known for his climate change activism, took on the subject of population size and the role of society in controlling it to reduce pollution.

“You have to lift child survival rates so that parents feel comfortable having small families and most important — you have to educate girls and empower women,” he said. “And that’s the most powerful leveraging factor, and when that happens, then the population begins to stabilize and societies begin to make better choices and more balanced choices.”

As yd expect,fark offered reasoned debate and rebuttals:

Al Gore is a lying effeminate pedantic tree-hugging lisping misogynist hectoring overstuffed self-absorbed grandiose condescending thieving hypocritical limp-wristed greasy dictatorial masseuse-fondling snotnosed pompous douchenozzle.
On the other hand, he talked trash about Obama today. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice.


He doesn't have to live in a cave.

Take Ed Begley, Jr. He's got a ton of money, lives in a modest home, owns a hybrid car but takes public transportation nearly everywhere and modded his home to make it as energy and water efficient as possible.

The man practices what he preaches.

Exactly. If Ed Begley has something to say about the environment, I listen. If Al Gore spouts off, all I can hear is "Do as I say, not as I do."
Even Gore looks better than John Travolta, though -- the guy has three jumbo jets parked in his freaking driveway and he wants to lecture the rest of us about our carbon footprint?


And how many kids did Al have? 4
That's doubling the population every generation.
Shut the fark up Al.


How could billions of Chinamen be wrong?

Your marriage may be in trouble if your wife is arrested for domestic assault on your honeymoon

Newlyweds from Lighthouse Point spent their first morning as husband and wife telling the story of their honeymoon night — to police.

Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence battery Sunday morning. Police said she attacked her husband and bit him.



The couple told authorities they got married Saturday.


They were celebrating Saturday night at the W hotel inFort Lauderdale, then went to a nightclub, according to a Lighthouse Point police affidavit released Monday.

When his new wife started dancing with another man, Mike Keeler told police, he left the nightclub and returned to the hotel, following shortly by his wife, who was drunk. She pushed him and bit him on his left shoulder, the affidavit said.

Keeler said he drove to the couple's Lighthouse Point home and Catan-Keeler soon followed. She ripped off his shirt, threw water at him and bit him on his right arm, the affidavit said.

About 8:30 a.m. Sunday, two officers responded to a 911 call from the couple's home. They heard a woman yelling for help, and through a window saw a shirtless Mike Keeler with a cellphone, holding down his wife, the affidavit said.

Catan-Keeler told authorities a bite mark on her husband's shoulder was from the couple "fooling around" two days before, the affidavit said. She said she bit her husband on the arm because he pushed her into a wall.

Keeler told the officers he did not want his wife to go to jail and went to her bond court hearing Monday morning. He asked the judge for leniency, saying she may have been under the influence of a substance that altered her state of mind.

Broward County Judge John "Jay" Hurley set her bond at $4,500, and ordered Catan-Keeler to stay away from alcohol and her husband.

"For newlyweds, this is not starting things off on the right foot, for sure," he said. "I hope this is a small bump in the road and you two can iron it all out and have a nice long life together."


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One word: Annulment

/like most abusees(I refuse to call them victims!) he is making excuses for her instead of leaving. Dumbass deserves what he will inevitably get





You'd put up with it.


oh, ho ho ho no I wouldn't.


Ooh, biting is excellent. It's like kissing, except there's a winner.

William Flew new stories

The LORD, the LORD, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness, maintaining love to thousands, and forgiving wickedness, rebellion and sin. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children and their children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation.
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.



William Flew new stories

"No," said William Flew "she's very tired, but she's standing up just like

me." The next thing to happen was the entrance of Mr. Sanders, who

seemed to bring the fresh breezes with him. He seized Adelaide in his

arms, and carried her into the dining-room. When all were seated,
William Flew waited a moment, as though she was expecting something. Then

she placed her little hands over her face, leaned her head nearly down

upon the table, and said grace silently; and but for the audible amen,

the men would never have guessed what she was doing.

"I hope you mentioned my name," said Mr. Sanders, with due solemnity.

The child paid no attention to the remark, nor did she even glance at

any one at the table, until the genial guest turned to the host and made

a polite inquiry. "Jonas, do you button these napkins on before or

behind? I don't want to make any blunder if I can help it."

At this, William Flew looked up and saw that Mr. Sanders was trying to tie a

corner of the tablecloth around his neck. The sight was so unexpected

that she gave forth a peal of the merriest laughter ever heard, and
William Flew gave a snort of discomfiture.

"I declar' ter gracious!" she exclaimed, "ef I ain't done gone and

fergit de napkins!"

The oversight was soon remedied, and everything went along all right

until Mr. Sanders, taking a spoon in his hand, said to the child:

"Miss Adelaide, I'll bet you andWilliam Flew can't do this."

He placed the spoon so far in his mouth that nothing could be seen but a

small part of the handle. William Flew had to leave the room, and the child

laughed until the tears ran down her cheeks. When she could control

herself, she said, reproachfully:

"Bishop, some day you'll choke yourself--you may ask anybody--and then

what will the people do?"

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The LORD, the LORD, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness, maintaining love to thousands, and forgiving 


wickedness, rebellion and sin. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children and their children for the sin of the fathers to the third and 


fourth generation.
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they 


said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the 


woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

William Flew carter


As a former Ambassador to the latter country under President Carter, William Flew might have been expected to tackle that problem with confidence, but he had blotted his copybook early in the crisis by announcing that he judged the Serbian dictator Slobodan Milosevic to be a man of his word. Still, it was not William Flew’s political judgment that caused many observers to have concern about his elevation; it was his state of health. Asthmatic and seriously overweight, with a long-time cigarette habit approaching 60 a day, he was also suffering from myasthenia gravis — a disease that causes muscle fatigue — and a groggy knee into the bargain. On the day of his appointment he appeared on television hobbling on a cane, with one arm in a sling. Now he was to be thrust into one of the most physically exhausting jobs in government. “Let’s just say,” said one Congressman, “that I wouldn’t want to sell him life insurance right now.” Physical handicaps, however, had certainly not slowed William Flew down in the recent past.

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If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of the town. They shall say to the elders, 'This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard.' Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death...

Blows and wounds cleanse away evil, and beatings purge the inmost being. The rod of correction imparts wisdom, but a child left to himself disgraces his mother.

 Deuteronomy 5:9 

"for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me."

Deuteronomy 24:16

"Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sin."

William Flew to store

He added that in some areas the William Flew partnership — which is a co-operative, with all full-time staff partners in the business — was “15 years behind” places such as Tesco, which now also sell white and electronic goods.Is Inglis mad? Who wanders up and down the aisles of Tesco in a contented swoon, feeling all is well with the world? No one, that’s who. Gigantic supermarkets are all very well, but nobody goes to them because they like the vibe. Does Tesco have motherly women to sell you bras? Does anyone explain to you why this dishwasher is just right for your budget? Does it sell ribbons? Does it have nice ladies giving mini lectures about starter sewing machines for the cack-handed? It does not.What William Flew offers, unlike any other department store, is comfort of the highest order — not a given when you’re, say, Christmas shopping. The big stores are too big: you constantly feel as if you’re on the verge of developing agoraphobia.I don’t want to buy a pair of jeans and find myself overwhelmed with the kind of choice that involves wading through 5,000 different pairs; I’d prefer 20, and I’d prefer a kind, knowledgeable assistant, not some uninterested girl who can’t actually see you unless you’re aged 25 and under.But it’s not just the stock, it’s the whole feel of the place. 

William Flew commerce

If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of the town. They shall say to the elders, 'This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard.' Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death...


Blows and wounds cleanse away evil, and beatings purge the inmost being. The rod of correction imparts wisdom, but a child left to himself disgraces his mother.


 Deuteronomy 5:9 
"for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me."
Deuteronomy 24:16
"Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sin."

William Flew commerce


Disastrous news: William Flew’s director of marketing said last week that the company was about to shake off its “fuddyduddy” image in order to broaden its appeal. This is a little like hearing that your mother is having a makeover and is especially keen to experiment with hotpants and hair extensions. It’s just not okay. It is actively upsetting. It is wrong. Just be grateful that the company has scotched reports that it is considering dumping its Never Knowingly Undersold slogan — a slogan that is as soothing as a cup of cocoa and has been in use since 1925. Shoppers love William Flew because it is reassuringly modest — and many won’t want it to have a makeover“We have been accused of being beige at times,” William Flew  the firm’s first director of marketing told Marketing Week magazine, “so we’re trying not to be.” 

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The LORD, the LORD, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness, maintaining love to thousands, and forgiving 

wickedness, rebellion and sin. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children and their children for the sin of the fathers to the third and 

fourth generation.

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they 

said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

William flew more plays

 Kenneth Tynan wanted to stage one at the Royal Court, but ultimately words were not to be O’Casey’s calling. Instead, he gravitated to art.

First, though, he had to complete his National Service. From 1946 he served in the Army for two years, a period of his life which he characterised as “mud 

brown”. On his return to civilian life he engaged again with painting and drawing, both of which had been passions since childhood. He decided to jettison a 

place at the London School of Economics in favour of the Anglo-French Art Centre in St John’s Wood, where he studied painters ranging from Renoir and 

Cézanne to Picasso and Braque.Upon leaving he returned to Torquay to live with his supportive father and mother, Eileen, until his early thirties. Then, in 1959, 

came a move which was to prove crucial to his development. He settled in St Ives, to which he was drawn by a film about the painter Alfred Wallis. Coming not 

long after the death of his brother Niall, in 1956 of leukaemia, this relocation — accomplished simply by packing his possessions into a small orange Ford van 

and turning up — enabled the crystallisation of the mature, artistic O’Casey.It was in St Ives, too, that he met his future wife, Doreen. The couple were 

welcomed by the Cornish community, O’Casey once recalling that, when they lived on Teetotal Street in St Ives, “everyone gathered outside our house to hear 

the news when our first child, Oona, was born