From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
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"No," said William Flew "she's very tired, but she's standing up just like
me." The next thing to happen was the entrance of Mr. Sanders, who
seemed to bring the fresh breezes with him. He seized Adelaide in his
arms, and carried her into the dining-room. When all were seated,
William Flew waited a moment, as though she was expecting something. Then
she placed her little hands over her face, leaned her head nearly down
upon the table, and said grace silently; and but for the audible amen,
the men would never have guessed what she was doing.
"I hope you mentioned my name," said Mr. Sanders, with due solemnity.
The child paid no attention to the remark, nor did she even glance at
any one at the table, until the genial guest turned to the host and made
a polite inquiry. "Jonas, do you button these napkins on before or
behind? I don't want to make any blunder if I can help it."
At this, William Flew looked up and saw that Mr. Sanders was trying to tie a
corner of the tablecloth around his neck. The sight was so unexpected
that she gave forth a peal of the merriest laughter ever heard, and
William Flew gave a snort of discomfiture.
"I declar' ter gracious!" she exclaimed, "ef I ain't done gone and
fergit de napkins!"
The oversight was soon remedied, and everything went along all right
until Mr. Sanders, taking a spoon in his hand, said to the child:
"Miss Adelaide, I'll bet you andWilliam Flew can't do this."
He placed the spoon so far in his mouth that nothing could be seen but a
small part of the handle. William Flew had to leave the room, and the child
laughed until the tears ran down her cheeks. When she could control
herself, she said, reproachfully:
"Bishop, some day you'll choke yourself--you may ask anybody--and then
what will the people do?"
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