I'm sure he accidentally fell in several chunks at a time, and that the pasta-part-pieces then magically floated over to the sausage grinder and went through that.
He's with the angel hairs now.
You f*ck with Riga Tony, you're sleeping with the meat-a-balls.
I think the father might have to do some time in the penne.
gAlas, he has been touched.
Pesto! He's gone!
That's using your noodle!
Gnoc, gnoc, gnocci on heaven's door.
Point of order. Gnocchi is made from potatoes.
This cannoli mean murder!!1!
Pasta La vista
Can't we get pasta'll these bad puns?
At least he wasn't caught with his d*ck in the pickle slicer.
/otherwise the pickle slicer would have been fired too.
Because it is a workplace accident, the Minestrone of Labour is investigating.
This thread is spiralini out of control.
At his funeral, who will sprinkle parmesan on his coffin?
Should we send flours?
Welcome to the machine
He was probably strung out on something
He was probably strung out on something
What the open casket might look like:
I'm trying to think of what wine would go with that.
sangre del toro
sangre del toro
It's a riscotti business.
He was no longer kneaded?
Epic thread. Needs a badge.
I've semolina accidents in my day, but this one takes the cake. Er, noodle.
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